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What programming language should you learn?

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@PatRx2 wrote:

Well, that's just it - if you work in a language like Malbolge, INTERCAL or Java2k, you're likely to go irretrievably insane before finishing the incantation programme. (Either that or die of old age.) With APL, you can right get into the Twilight Zone and finish the incanta programme in jig time before insanity sets in, thus sharing its Apocalyptic madness, death and destruction benefits with the entire world.

Now granted, all these languages create incanta programmes that are difficult to reverse engineer, but with Malbolge, INTERCAL and Java2k, it's because the would-be hacker will die of old age before succeeding. With APL, the would-be hacker will probably be found the next day with brains oozing out his ears and smoke billowing from empty eye sockets, and how cool is that?

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